Subscribe to Zuquap!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN1Aqla--60 Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wizardswithguns SubReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WizardsWithGuns/ Insta: @wizardswithguns Twitter: @WWG_TV TikTok: wizardswithguns So I asked my stepdad and apparently the guys from colonial times didn’t rap… like AT ALL. We had a whole dang Hamilton-style rap song for this video but we had to cut it ‘cause apparently the raps were just like made up for the movie! YES, I only saw the Hamilton movie! BECAUSE my stepmom couldn’t afford the tickets (the tickets to New York - she ran out of money after buying the musical tickets). Now you’re probably wondering: “Oh you have a relationship with both of your step-parents? That’s nice.” Yes, but it’s NOT what you think! My parents got divorced, married new people, then divorced those people and got married to each other again. BUT, in some Hamilton-like twist of fate (idk I barely watched the movie), BOTH of their ex-spouses got ME in their respective divorces. I’m not 100% sure, but I think my parents faked marital problems in order to legally pawn me off on two complete strangers. And you wanna know the worst part?? …I can’t even rap about it. Music: Candle Castle - Jerry Lacey Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod #Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy